Evelyn Paterson
assistant producer
Beechgrove Garden and Songs of Praise
Unwittingly and unknowingly I am (apparently) the queen of the
mixed metaphor/malaproprism - also known as Evelynisms. Therefore,
my advice is always grasp every opporchancity, otherwise it can
degenerate into an absolute pig on a dinner plate and for any
assistance you can offer I'd be eternally grapefruit.